Got Your Nose

[rinue]

I smell like vinegar lately. Nobody believes me, but it is true. I have taken to eating a lot of mustard so that if someone says, "you smell like vinegar," I can answer, "nono - that's the mustard." So far, no one has said this because they all think I'm making the vinegar thing up. Possibly they are being polite.

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Re: Feeling bitter?

[(Anonymous)]

And both possibilities are so much fun!
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