As Sent to the White House

Dear Mr. President,

I know a lot of people have been terrified for years that you (and you specifically, perhaps even you in person) are going to take away their guns. Thing is, I really want you to take away their guns. You know as well as I do that the Second Amendment does not guarantee infinite weapons to everyone in all places without restriction. "Well regulated" is right in there. It's even the very first thing, so that people wouldn't miss it if they were just skimming.

You have my respect and thanks.

Sincerely,