Return of the Jedi

Me: Damn, I love Han. I wish I was Han.

Val: You can't be Han; you're Ben Kenobi.

Me: Ben Kenobi?

Val: Yep.

Me: So my major lines in the Holy Trilogy are "only a master of evil, Darth," and "Run Luke, Run"?

Val: And "you'll never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy."

Me: Yeah, I'm totally Ben Kenobi. In the prequels too?

Val: No question. You're Kenobi throughout. It's because you're smirky.

Me: I don't know what you're talking about.