Return of the Jedi
Sep. 19th, 2001 10:50 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
rinueMe: Damn, I love Han. I wish I was Han.
Val: You can't be Han; you're Ben Kenobi.
Me: Ben Kenobi?
Val: Yep.
Me: So my major lines in the Holy Trilogy are "only a master of evil, Darth," and "Run Luke, Run"?
Val: And "you'll never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy."
Me: Yeah, I'm totally Ben Kenobi. In the prequels too?
Val: No question. You're Kenobi throughout. It's because you're smirky.
Me: I don't know what you're talking about.
Val: You can't be Han; you're Ben Kenobi.
Me: Ben Kenobi?
Val: Yep.
Me: So my major lines in the Holy Trilogy are "only a master of evil, Darth," and "Run Luke, Run"?
Val: And "you'll never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy."
Me: Yeah, I'm totally Ben Kenobi. In the prequels too?
Val: No question. You're Kenobi throughout. It's because you're smirky.
Me: I don't know what you're talking about.
