Murder Attempt by my Shadow?
Aug. 16th, 2003 12:57 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
rinueAt this point, it's been about four days since I last wanted to eat anything. Well, that's not quite true. I am willing to be interested by
heavy cream
pickled artichokes
and espresso.
If you combine these, pretending that "artichokes" means "lots of sugar," you get tiramisu, which isn't as well-balanced a meal as you would think. In fact, there's been a lot of nearly passing out in the land of Romie, along with a certain percentage of caffeine-induced dehydration.
Apparently, I am trying to reach some king of trancendental state through pinball and diuretics. This involves no conscious planning on my part; just a total revulsion as regards any food you can smell from more than three inches away. (Also, an attraction to shiny things that move fast, which is no surprise to anyone.) Normally, that would indicate a desire to purge something that's making me ill, but this is more like a dedicated attempt at self-poisoning -- which may explain the partial immunity given to anything green.
Except bell peppers. Bell peppers should be scorched from the surface of the earth, unless someone can figure out how to turn them into coffee.
heavy cream
pickled artichokes
and espresso.
If you combine these, pretending that "artichokes" means "lots of sugar," you get tiramisu, which isn't as well-balanced a meal as you would think. In fact, there's been a lot of nearly passing out in the land of Romie, along with a certain percentage of caffeine-induced dehydration.
Apparently, I am trying to reach some king of trancendental state through pinball and diuretics. This involves no conscious planning on my part; just a total revulsion as regards any food you can smell from more than three inches away. (Also, an attraction to shiny things that move fast, which is no surprise to anyone.) Normally, that would indicate a desire to purge something that's making me ill, but this is more like a dedicated attempt at self-poisoning -- which may explain the partial immunity given to anything green.
Except bell peppers. Bell peppers should be scorched from the surface of the earth, unless someone can figure out how to turn them into coffee.
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Date: 2003-08-18 10:31 am (UTC)And bell pepper coffe would be gross... but I have nothing better to do with my time, so I'll play in the kitchen and see what I can do.
Also, I feel you on the no eating thing. Jesse has decided he will not eat alone and as he is alone most of the time, he basically does not eat. Good news is that at one point this week I was actually under 175 (but most of the time bounce from 175-182).
Anyway... don't poison yourself, it makes a good story to tell at self-help groups if you survive through it, but then everyone treats you like a wilting flower that has no possible hope of living on its own. Plus, I'd be really sad.
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Date: 2003-08-18 05:33 pm (UTC)Be warned, however. Sometimes they run around at night, and they are shiny.
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