Sex Machine
Nov. 14th, 2002 10:31 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
rinueI would like to take this opportunity to announce that I have a perfectly normal uterus. Likewise, my ovaries are ordinary. As for my liver, it is not at all swollen, and it functions exactly as it should.
Perhaps some of you have had concerns. Concerns about my uterus. I say to you: let them now be set aside! It is both effective and unworthy of note! Similarly, the malicious rumours about the state of my ovaries are not to be believed, although it is certainly true that they keep company with my entirely average liver.
O frabjous day for those who celebrate the commonplace workings of the body!
Perhaps some of you have had concerns. Concerns about my uterus. I say to you: let them now be set aside! It is both effective and unworthy of note! Similarly, the malicious rumours about the state of my ovaries are not to be believed, although it is certainly true that they keep company with my entirely average liver.
O frabjous day for those who celebrate the commonplace workings of the body!
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Date: 2002-11-15 01:49 pm (UTC)Caloo Calay, BITCH!
-C