Graduation

[rinue]

So today I got my diploma in the mail, and Stretch and I held a very solemn ceremony in which I opened the envelope, we shook hands for a good two and a half minutes, and I moved a piece of my hair from one side of my forehead to the other.

At this point, the question becomes one of how best to apply the diploma. Chad suggests I frame it for use as a drink tray, so that I can feel I have gotten some value out of it. Then thirty years down the line we can have a good laugh over the fact that I have a bachelor of science in Economics just before we down a lot of scotch.

And people say I'm not practical.

Comments

[(Anonymous)]

I do?

-Chad