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/ROMIE and her 14-year-old cousin MAX are standing in front of an urban ARMY NAVY STORE. Slim and rumpled, dressed in beat-up clothes several sizes two big for them, they project an unnerving elfin-ness. With studied irascibility and well-practiced slouches, they are the epitome of disaffected cool. While they stare to the place where the horizon would be if it weren't for the SKYSCRAPERS, MAX pulls a soft pack of GUM from his pocket. When ROMIE takes a stick, it turns for a moment into a lit CIGARETTE, but it flickers back before she puts it in her mouth./

ROMIE: Goddamnit. This place was my last best hope for pants.

MAX: I can't believe that lady thought I was trying to steal that gas mask.

ROMIE: I mean, it's the Army Navy Store. I thought they were required to have pants to fit anyone.

MAX: To begin with, I wouldn't have made a big deal about it to attract everyone's attention to the fact that I liked it.

/ROMIE and MAX begin to walk toward a RED CIVIC HATCHBACK, parked dead center in a small but empty PARKING LOT. On their way, they have to jump over several INERT WARHEADS./

ROMIE: This really shouldn't be impossible. I know that in the past I have owned pants.

MAX: Also, it was already broken when I got there.

ROMIE: I have photographic evidence.

MAX: Actually, Rome, I've only ever seen you in jeans or those green pants that fell apart.

ROMIE: Or the gray ones that don't fit right anymore.

MAX: Otherwise, it's one of a million crazy skirts.

ROMIE: Damnit.

MAX: Can we jump the fence and steal a whole bunch of gas masks, just to show her?

ROMIE: It's an Army Navy Store.

MAX: Point.

/They climb into the CAR, shifting from first to second before they travel more than eight feet. As they rapidly vanish between the tall buildings, we hear a blaring guitar riff that is unmistakably the PIXIES./

whyyyyyyyyyyy

Date: 2002-05-22 01:11 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] phatgirlfics.livejournal.com
... do cupids and....

...angels continnnnn-....

...-nnually haunt her dreams...

...like memmmm-.....

....ories...

...of another life.....


It occurs to me that I have not renewed my proposals of marriage for some time.

"Num," she started, dispiritedly expecting the answer noooo......

Re: whyyyyyyyyyyy

Date: 2002-05-22 12:02 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rinue.livejournal.com
The answer is yes, of course. Anybody who not only listens to the Pixies but also reads their lyrics so as to understand what the fuck they're saying has my aeternal devotion.

loVe,
Romie

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