Cannon Fodder for those who think Patrick and Val are just voices in my head

[rinue]

Id: (smirky) Hey. Guess who you're going to think of continually?

Superego: (falsely innocent) Jacques Chirac? Because you know we're studying for a comparative economics midterm.

Id: Guess again.

Ego: No. No, you wouldn't do this to me, not even you.

Id: (grins, showing all of its teeth)

Ego: No.

Superego: Damn straight, no.

Id: (files fingernails into points)

Superego: Stop that. We're going to be good.

Id: Try to ignore it all you want, but I'm right here, and you know how irritable I get when I think you're not paying attention.

Superego: Drama queen.

Ego: (pats Superego on the shoulder reassuringly) It's going to be okay. I know it's not going to work out with him.

Val: (bursting in) It could work!

Ego & Superego: No it couldn't! And whose side are you on, anyway?

Val: (smugly) Evan's.

Ego: Exactly. You're all over the Id.

Id: And what if Evan is the one I was talking about?

Val: God, you're evil.

Ego: I don't think he was, though.

Superego: Of course he wasn't. We're not talking about Evan or Will or anybody, because we're really happy with not fucking everyone over.

Patrick: I side with the Superego completely. . .

Id: (snidely) Big surprise.

Patrick: . . . even though it swears an awful lot for the supposed moral compass.

Superego: (defensively) I've been under stress!

Romie: What about me?

Jamie: You need to see a psychologist.

Everybody: Go to hell.

Comments

[thanecawdor.livejournal.com]

Stop beating yourself up over this... all of you. And don't put words in my mouth, they cause cavities. I don't care if you fall for Will. He's a great guy. They're all great guys, otherwise I would have them expelled from the group. It's that simple.

Two girls have made their way through members of the group: one got away clean, and the other caused the break between Will and Ciro. She's a great girl, her name is Jessica, you met her at Cafe Brazil after seeing Scotland, PA. Will will certainly kill me if he knows that I am pursuing her again.

Will is a great guy. I wish you the best of luck. I have faith that your political abilities will keep you from breaking Tom's heart. Of course... if you do horribly maim Tom's heart, I will hurt you. THAT is the reason that my friends never meet. I am very protective of my flock. These "Guys" are my first and most dear. I have caused them a lot of troulble, but I also bring them together.

Have at him, but do try to leave the rest of us unscathed.

I AM NOT A VOICE INSIDE YOUR HEAD!!!

Goodnight, Love.