We'd all prefer seperate but equal, am I right?

[rinue]

Just learned the "for girls" expansion of the Expendables franchise is called the Expendabelles. Because god forbid we just put some women on the Expendables team; they'd sap the manliness of the male action stars and turn them into incompetent weaklings because of all the estrogen leaking from their pores, polluting the air. As a woman, I know I only feel empowered if I'm given my own seperate woman space, where it is clearly understood that although I can kick butt I also eat hamburgers while wearing makeup and trip a lot, because I'm relatably clumsy.

Comments

[bevjunior]

How dare you pour an ALS ice bucket all over my dreams of separate but equal. The only good kick ass woman is one who is kick ass by accident!

[rinue]

She probably tripped and knocked into someone's ass, relatably.