Wisdom

[rinue]

I pass on this valuable and hard-won information for the future generations:

1. I believe there is no such thing as a supportive bra without an underwire.

2. I believe Maru-Chan is the Chaplin of cat videos.

3. I have come to terms with mayonnaise, largely because it is a peerless horseradish delivery system.

Comments

[bevjunior]

i like that there are ways and means by which mayonnaise does not taste at all like mayonnaise which therefore redeems it to me.

[rinue]

I didn't think about it before, but looking over my list of wisdom, it is plausible I mind-zorbed all of it from you.

[bevjunior]

it is entirely plausible. i am ever here, watching and waiting for your wisdom, so possibly in my zeal i protozorbed thoughts from my head to yours in order to entertain myself.

[(Anonymous)]

I heart this post and this entire comment thread, and that was almost "heard" until I corrected the typo, which kinda still works? But in an uncharacteristically "sassy" way.

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(It's me!)

[bevjunior]

sass should become entirely characteristic if only because it gives me warm fuzzy feelings.