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Today I freestyle embroidered a disembodied cyborg head onto my sister's jean jacket.

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On the periodic table, I would be a transition metal. As a drink, a digestif. As a shoe, a bi-color brogue.

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I'm an absurdist; a Democrat; an atheist who sings in the church choir.

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I'm delighted by objects which are not to scale. I love overly sentimental toasts. I am often factual but rarely literal. I like staircases better than rooms.