McKinney, Texas

Sick. Have been good for nothing except sleeping and watching unchallenging television. Ciro made me pepper tea, but has mostly been caught up in dealing with the unjust detainment of a family member who happens to be a black teenager who happens to have been followed home by a white cop wannabe for "looking like a thug," was attacked by the fake cop, and as a result was arrested by the real cops, because as we all know, physically and developmentally disabled gay allies spend their days looking for people to entrap in this way.

You've really got to be committed to old-boy racism to take that line on vigilantes in the current media environment, so hats off, McKinney. Way to stick to your non-rhetorical guns.