on a log, I say

I had celery and raisins in the fridge and pantry, so I combined them with peanut butter and bread to make an ants on a log sandwich. Ants on a log sandwich! Why have I not thought of this before? The glory and convenience of peanut butter sandwich, but with some texture to back it up!

I still got peanut butter all over my face. There seems to be no way of avoiding this. I have a small mouth.