Damn You Salazar

Every time I say "curse you, Lucas, you consumate ass," he pulls out something like actual meso-American crystal skulls that truly do belong to museums, and which are far too sophisiticated to not be made by aliens. Only they're probably fakes.

It seems I was wrong to assume Lucas was making shit up, a la Temple of Doom. (Spit on the floor at this point if you are reading aloud.) Even though the crystal skull mumbo jumbo is farfetched. You win again, Lucas. Or I win. Or nobody wins.