I can quit anytime

[rinue]

I am out of moisturizer, and my usual Avon lady is out of comission, having recently given birth in a some what life-threatening manner. I can't find the current address for my backup Avon lady, and it turns out my backup backup Avon lady never actually existed.

I don't suppose any of you are Avon ladies, vaunted friendslist? Or do you know Avon ladies? Perhaps Avon ladies geographically proximate to Dallas? (Is "geographically proximate" redundant?) Perhaps even Avon representatives who are not ladies?

I turn to you for help. It would be particularly nice if we could work out some kind of deal, since despite my exquisite, glowing skin, I am a starving artist.

Also, does anybody have an undereye cream they swear by? Being very fair- (and thus thin-) skinned, I am already developing fine lines, and being a relative stranger to eye cream, I have no idea where to start.

Comments

[elocutionist.livejournal.com]

avon.com has a shop online feature ... and a find a representative feature ... i looked because i love your glowing, exquisite skin ;) ... fine lines? pfft. not that i've ever noticed.

[solipsiae.livejournal.com]

On my list, lj user nefas is a rep (that, or her mom is one).