Yep, that's what I thought.

[rinue]

Courtesy of OK Cupid's "Are You a Plausible Character?" Test [warning: the banner ads on the site may be for pornography, so don't go there if your work computer monitors that sort of thing]:

Mary Sue
Your score was 67 in Unbelievability!
You are your author's Mary Sue, and if a fiction writer wrote about a character like you, they would be doing something very wrong.

You're unreal. There's something about you which words cannot describe- well, OK, they can, but not in a way that you seem at all plausible. You are completely unique, special, and, most of all, improbable. The chances of you being the way you are are about the same as the chances of your computer screen exploding right now. It could happen, but it would come as a big surprise.

A novel with you as a character wouldn't even make it past the publishers. It would be rejected immediately because nobody would ever believe you could exist. You and your life are the stuff that daytime talk shows are made of. If you ever want to publish the story of your own life, make sure it's an autobiography, because you're too damn weird for fiction.

Comments

[azzy23.livejournal.com]

So I went to take that quiz, and the banner ad at the top has topless chicks and the title "FIND A FUCKBUDDY!!!"


Hope I don't get canned. HEH.

[rinue.livejournal.com]

I didn't even think of that. I've added a warning to the entry. Thanks.

[valancy.livejournal.com]

I scored a mere 59.

Life is humorous.

On the other hand, that instant dinner was disgusting. Now I remember why I cook. UGH.

[achates.livejournal.com]

Also not surprisingly, I scored 39% and am apparently the author's childhood friend.

-C