False Memory Meme

[rinue]

(lifted from tommx)

Make up a memory about me and leave it in the comments. This absolutely cannot be something that actually happened, and I'd appreciate it if I stay in character, and am not, for example, taken over by a primordial god who consumes my soul. Otherwise, go crazy.

Comments

[tommx.livejournal.com]

remember that time we were hitchiking and got picked up by ernest hemingway? we all went to a rough bar, and you and hemingway got into a massive argument about whether or not partridges actually do nest in pear trees in december. this led to a fist fight in which you broke his nose. i bailed you out of jail with money i had to collect from local hobos, and hence was paid almost entirely in nickels.

[rinue.livejournal.com]

Hemmingway, that damned cuss! He talks a good game, but knows nothing about the migratory habits of birds. It was good of him to pay for the drinks, even though he had to skip town to avoid The Law himself; I boxed him again when we met up later in Paris.

-Romie