The Lasso of Truth

[rinue]

After weeks of effort and deals with elder gods, I am now able to do six girly-style push-ups. Six! Count 'em! Hold up three fingers on each hand, and look at them. That's how many sort-of push-ups I can do! It also forms a double W, and we know what WW stands for: Wonder Woman. Shit, I'll be deflecting bullets with my wrists any day now.