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Since I don't do Christmas, or in fact any of the winter holidays, I don't do Christmas cards - as those of you that didn't receive them may have noticed. I imagine the exchange went something like this:

You: [standing in your foyer, counting the Christmas cards displayed on your window ledge, looking puzzled] "It is almost a month past Christmas, and yet I am still short one Christmas card!"

Your Anthropomorphised Mail Slot: "Short a Christmas card! How can it be?"

You: "I have counted no less than three times a day, ever since the beginning of January!"

Mail Slot: "Perhaps you have mis-counted the number of friends you have."

You: "No! I very carefully consulted a panel of psychics and spirit mediums, all of whom assure me that I was meant to receive one more Christmas card than I have!"

[Editor's note: You can tell how distraught you are in this dialogue because most of your sentences end in exclamation points.]

Mail Slot: "I bet it was that evil Romie, plotting to destroy your sanity and the joy of the holidays."

You: "Not Romie! She is so thoughtful, not to mention stunningly beautiful and posessed of a cunning grace."

Mail Slot: "You are right, although you forgot to mention that she is an insightful philosopher and a skilled artist. Besides, no one would be so thoughtless as to withold a Christmas card when it is such an important cultural ritual. Perhaps it was merely misdirected to a starving child in Africa who was named after you."

You: "That's it, I'm sure, but nevertheless Christmas is ruined forever."

[Then you cry and cry until you drown in your own tears.]

In any case, I now offer you a chance to repair your broken heart! And on the heart-oriented day of St. Valentine's! Just fill in your address, and I'll send an individual and likely absurd hand-made card your way.

[Poll #235576]

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Date: 2004-01-21 12:56 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ksmeg.livejournal.com
Would just like to note that I love anyone who uses the word 'anthropomorphised' in a journal entry. ::loves::

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Date: 2004-01-24 06:02 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] treehavn.livejournal.com
Yes, and can spell it correctly.

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