Val: Get dressed. We're going to the grocery store.
Me: (whiny) I have to update my virus protection software!
(pause)
Me: God, that's the lamest excuse I've ever offered.
Me: (whiny) I have to update my virus protection software!
(pause)
Me: God, that's the lamest excuse I've ever offered.
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Date: 2001-08-21 11:09 am (UTC)My favorite excuse is one coined by my brother Mike when asked if he did something (which he inevitably didn't do) he would say "I didn't get to." No one to this day has formulated an adequate response to that.