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Id: (smirky) Hey. Guess who you're going to think of continually?

Superego: (falsely innocent) Jacques Chirac? Because you know we're studying for a comparative economics midterm.

Id: Guess again.

Ego: No. No, you wouldn't do this to me, not even you.

Id: (grins, showing all of its teeth)

Ego: No.

Superego: Damn straight, no.

Id: (files fingernails into points)

Superego: Stop that. We're going to be good.

Id: Try to ignore it all you want, but I'm right here, and you know how irritable I get when I think you're not paying attention.

Superego: Drama queen.

Ego: (pats Superego on the shoulder reassuringly) It's going to be okay. I know it's not going to work out with him.

Val: (bursting in) It could work!

Ego & Superego: No it couldn't! And whose side are you on, anyway?

Val: (smugly) Evan's.

Ego: Exactly. You're all over the Id.

Id: And what if Evan is the one I was talking about?

Val: God, you're evil.

Ego: I don't think he was, though.

Superego: Of course he wasn't. We're not talking about Evan or Will or anybody, because we're really happy with not fucking everyone over.

Patrick: I side with the Superego completely. . .

Id: (snidely) Big surprise.

Patrick: . . . even though it swears an awful lot for the supposed moral compass.

Superego: (defensively) I've been under stress!

Romie: What about me?

Jamie: You need to see a psychologist.

Everybody: Go to hell.

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Stop beating yourself up over this... all of you. And don't put words in my mouth, they cause cavities. I don't care if you fall for Will. He's a great guy. They're all great guys, otherwise I would have them expelled from the group. It's that simple.

Two girls have made their way through members of the group: one got away clean, and the other caused the break between Will and Ciro. She's a great girl, her name is Jessica, you met her at Cafe Brazil after seeing Scotland, PA. Will will certainly kill me if he knows that I am pursuing her again.

Will is a great guy. I wish you the best of luck. I have faith that your political abilities will keep you from breaking Tom's heart. Of course... if you do horribly maim Tom's heart, I will hurt you. THAT is the reason that my friends never meet. I am very protective of my flock. These "Guys" are my first and most dear. I have caused them a lot of troulble, but I also bring them together.

Have at him, but do try to leave the rest of us unscathed.

I AM NOT A VOICE INSIDE YOUR HEAD!!!

Goodnight, Love.

this reminds me of don juan in hell by george bernard shaw. (a sort of interlude between acts within the play man and superman

You've got a point. I never would have expected to see Romie play the part of Don Juan. It's too bad this means that she'll be carried singing into Hell by the animated statue of one of her lover's spouses who she defeated in a duel. I'll begin planning the wake.

well, if you read don juan in hell, you'll see that he and the commendatore are actually good friends in the after life who frequently dine with satan. of course, don juan can't abide satan, but the commendatore finds him excellent company. eventually don juan abandons hell in favor of heaven where he goes to find a way to improve the human condition, and the commendatore emigrates to hell because he's fed up with heaven. it's quite humorous.

It had better include a lot of Mozart.

love you,
Romie

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