I'm On To You
Dec. 9th, 2012 12:55 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
rinueWent to see the model trains at the nearby Masonic lodge/museum, as is our semi-annual tradition.
I continue to point to the Freemasons as evidence we are not living in the best of all possible worlds, because they insist on unneccessary gender divisions that prevent me from being a Mason, and we all know in our hearts that I am an ideal Mason. I like making up fancy medals! I like using sphynx-shaped ice cream molds! I am willing to embroider esoteric symbols on everything.
I feel like somebody must have messed with the timeline to prevent me from becoming a Mason, somebody nasty who went back to the founding with a specific "keep Romie out" objective and had to go broad to make sure it held for a few hundred years.
Was it you?
It was, I bet.
Yet you'll never know, because you're an alternate you in this new timeline.
I continue to point to the Freemasons as evidence we are not living in the best of all possible worlds, because they insist on unneccessary gender divisions that prevent me from being a Mason, and we all know in our hearts that I am an ideal Mason. I like making up fancy medals! I like using sphynx-shaped ice cream molds! I am willing to embroider esoteric symbols on everything.
I feel like somebody must have messed with the timeline to prevent me from becoming a Mason, somebody nasty who went back to the founding with a specific "keep Romie out" objective and had to go broad to make sure it held for a few hundred years.
Was it you?
It was, I bet.
Yet you'll never know, because you're an alternate you in this new timeline.
