Animal Demands

[rinue]

movingfinger has pointed out that one can adopt a puffin as a mother's day gift. This has set off a chain of events wherein I have demanded of Ciro that every time I give birth to a child, I must be gifted with a pet of my choice. After all, when my younger sister was born, I was given a stuffed animal, and clearly my future participation in childbirth will be more involved.

In essence, what I am saying is that I need to get pregnant immediately, so I can buy a pig while they're cheap.