My Reply To A Friend Who Asked Whether I Had Time To Write A Film Review

I do not have time, sorry.

I'm working approx 50 hrs a week at day job, plus two small kids in house, plus doing a million dishes and a thousand loads of laundry since everybody's home all the time, plus running a magazine, plus have two writing deadlines this month.

I have been awake for 14 hrs at this point and this is the first opportunity I've had to even check my personal email, and that is a normal day. It was actually a slightly lighter than usual workday, but a major storm blew down the fence yesterday and so I rebuilt that section of the fence.

I have no idea when I will have a chance to write any kind of film review, not least because my review of all films right now is "hooray, I am sitting down and have turned this up loud enough I can't hear people asking me for things," which you are welcome to run beneath whatever film is most appropriate, if it doesn't undermine what you're up to.

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