It checks out

A friend of a friend on tumblr has proposed that we drop Myers-Briggs and all forms of astrology and go back to the tried-and-tested four humors. If you've ever wondered, I'm choleric. Choleric as a boiling cauldron of yellow bile. According to ancient Greek medical tests, this means I will never get rid of my gum problems and also that the best way to calm me down is to offer me a digestif, maybe some antacid and antihistamines.

I would also accept pickles.