Look out - it's the Pinks
Nov. 7th, 2009 06:54 pmOh my gosh, you guys. Since the bathroom on my floor at work is still broken, I took the elevator up, and do you know who works directly above my company? Pinkerton Government Services. The Pinkertons. The honest-to-god for-real Pinkertons. The same guys who saved President Lincoln from getting assassinated several times before he got assassinated. The same guys who notoriously opposed the burgeoning labor movement with various skulduggery. The men who are specifically forbidden, by US Law, from holding any kind of government position while they are also Pinkertons. They are banished from the District of Columbia, y'all - since 1893. They are a private organization of spies and security men. One of them turned into Dashiell Hammett. They are exactly the sort of people I am always interested in turning Dark Side to join and then betray.
I have to say, either spies are everywhere and nobody notices, or I run into them a lot more often than most people. Their bathroom is fancy and has now been infiltrated.
I have to say, either spies are everywhere and nobody notices, or I run into them a lot more often than most people. Their bathroom is fancy and has now been infiltrated.