Pain Before and After Pop

At a particular spot, the skin on the outside of my nose continues on the surface just inside my nose. Sometimes, this skin acts up in the way my other outside face skin does, and I get a whitehead. Inside my nose. Mothafucker. Lotta nerves in a nose.

Birthday Song

I wrote a song for Val's birthday this year, because I am tired of the tyranny of "Happy Birthday." It's a shitty song. The melody is bad, and the lyrics express nothing. Plus you're supposed to pay the Boy Scouts of America when you sing it. NO THANK YOU.

So here is a better one which is free. If you want to play it yourself, the chords are a pretty obvious mixture of C, F, and G. It's even easier than "Wish You Were Here."

You can download it or embed a flash player at the Internet Archive, here

or play or download it at supload, here (where I have also written out the lyrics for you). [note: this one auto-plays when you click the link, and loops unless you stop it. It's kind of geared toward ring tones.]

The details of the creative commons license are at the Internet Archive.

Many thanks to Ciro for sound teching. It is not easy to pull something with audio depth out of a dangling USB microphone.