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Oh, the craziness of me
Jun. 3rd, 2004 09:22 pmCurrent neuroses:
1. The majority of my journal entries start with the word "the." (Dodged the bullet this time by saying "current neuroses" first, when that really should have been the subject line.) Am therefore bad writer.
2. Because I am visiting my parents, I am eating more animal products than usual, and thus do not smell like myself.
3. Hate my hair. Hate hate hate hate. Is dreadfully midlength. Unfortunately, am frozen between impulse to shave it off and clever plot to grow it long and pull it out of the way. This whole decision is complicated by the fact that I need new headshots, so whatever decision I make will be immortalized and will have great influence on casting decisions.
4. Feel like I'm drinking too much, which is crazy since the only thing I've drunk lately has been water. And like a shot of pomegranite juice, but I can handle it! I can hold my pomegranite juice!
5. Am absolutely certain that everyone is lying to me all the time, not out of cruelty, but out of lack of commitment to honesty. This is especially true of media and political figures. As an adjunct, I worry that people are using words incorrectly in a conspiracy to dilute the English language.
That last bit may sound crazy, but search your feelings; you know it to be true.
1. The majority of my journal entries start with the word "the." (Dodged the bullet this time by saying "current neuroses" first, when that really should have been the subject line.) Am therefore bad writer.
2. Because I am visiting my parents, I am eating more animal products than usual, and thus do not smell like myself.
3. Hate my hair. Hate hate hate hate. Is dreadfully midlength. Unfortunately, am frozen between impulse to shave it off and clever plot to grow it long and pull it out of the way. This whole decision is complicated by the fact that I need new headshots, so whatever decision I make will be immortalized and will have great influence on casting decisions.
4. Feel like I'm drinking too much, which is crazy since the only thing I've drunk lately has been water. And like a shot of pomegranite juice, but I can handle it! I can hold my pomegranite juice!
5. Am absolutely certain that everyone is lying to me all the time, not out of cruelty, but out of lack of commitment to honesty. This is especially true of media and political figures. As an adjunct, I worry that people are using words incorrectly in a conspiracy to dilute the English language.
That last bit may sound crazy, but search your feelings; you know it to be true.
