I AM 36% PUNK.

I AM 62% GOTH.

I AM 55% GEEK.

My, that was surprising. The goth one, that is -- I'm much more punk than goth when it comes down to it. Well, it's probably my glam-ness rubbing off.
. . . oh shit. I *am* really goth, or have been in the past. *Damnit*.
Val: You actually doubted this?
Romie: I listen to punk music! (gesturing) Look! The Ramones! The Clash! NoFX! The Pixies!
Val: Rasputina. Nine Inch Nails. Ozzy Ozbourne. The Cure.
Romie: Fuck! I tend to hang out with punks!
Val: Old-wave punks who've since gotten goth.
Romie and Val: Rory.
Val: And your idea of looking nice is to dye your hair, put it up in a chignon, wear a low-cut black shirt, powder your face, and put on exceptionally dark eye makeup.
Romie: That shirt was punk!
Val: Romie.
Romie: . . . but . . .
Val: Your idea of a good time is sitting around with a glass of wine reading Edward Gorey, talking about psychic vampirism, and watching David Lynch films.
Romie: . . .
Val: Look at your exgirlfriend, who wore a red vinyl corset dress to a formal ball.
Romie: (blown away) Point taken. (Tugs at sleeves in an attempt to hide the sharpie-drawn swirls all over her arms)

Well, I may know what punk is, but... Okay
maybe some people think I am punk, but is
that enough? Nope.
I AM 62% GOTH.

Image and attitude are my paths to Goth-dom.
Graceful and scary. I am the Master, with
many slaves.
I AM 55% GEEK.

Nerd, Freak, Geek, Dweeb. Sound familiar?
That's okay, cause I will be the richest
person at my 15th year high-school reunion.
If a "con" isn't happening that weekend.
My, that was surprising. The goth one, that is -- I'm much more punk than goth when it comes down to it. Well, it's probably my glam-ness rubbing off.
. . . oh shit. I *am* really goth, or have been in the past. *Damnit*.
Val: You actually doubted this?
Romie: I listen to punk music! (gesturing) Look! The Ramones! The Clash! NoFX! The Pixies!
Val: Rasputina. Nine Inch Nails. Ozzy Ozbourne. The Cure.
Romie: Fuck! I tend to hang out with punks!
Val: Old-wave punks who've since gotten goth.
Romie and Val: Rory.
Val: And your idea of looking nice is to dye your hair, put it up in a chignon, wear a low-cut black shirt, powder your face, and put on exceptionally dark eye makeup.
Romie: That shirt was punk!
Val: Romie.
Romie: . . . but . . .
Val: Your idea of a good time is sitting around with a glass of wine reading Edward Gorey, talking about psychic vampirism, and watching David Lynch films.
Romie: . . .
Val: Look at your exgirlfriend, who wore a red vinyl corset dress to a formal ball.
Romie: (blown away) Point taken. (Tugs at sleeves in an attempt to hide the sharpie-drawn swirls all over her arms)