Take That, Forces of Darkness!

I'm feeling rather clever, because I managed to add a guestbook to my journal by using the link generally reserved for a homepage.

Of course, I'll feel considerably more clever if somebody other than me signs the damn thing.

Redaction

Valancy is scandalized by the entry in which I say she thinks sex solves everything. I suggested she drink more water, but this did not seem to placate her. So, even though she's not allowed to actually get mad at me for anything I say in my journal, (it being, after all, my journal,) I feel I should include a disclaimer. ("People read this journal who know me!" exclaimed Valancy, horrified. "People whose views may be forever altered, even though they are my friends and have already accepted me as I am and are unlikely to change their opinions based on a fairly funny joke that can be assumed to have only passing ties to reality." Wait -- that last part was me, not Val. I get confused sometimes. Back to the subject:)

Val does not believe that sex solves everything. There's still the irresistable force/immovable object debate, and nobody's come up with a good unifying field theory yet.