God, I Hate Summer.
(The season, not the person.)
It does not make things better that all magazines in the United States seem to be published out of the Northeast, and so feature dozens of articles enjoindering me to spend time outside, playing sports and having picnics. Won't someone please think of the Texans? Shit, I have to worry about getting heatstroke walking the ten feet from my door to my car. At night.
It does not make things better that all magazines in the United States seem to be published out of the Northeast, and so feature dozens of articles enjoindering me to spend time outside, playing sports and having picnics. Won't someone please think of the Texans? Shit, I have to worry about getting heatstroke walking the ten feet from my door to my car. At night.