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rinue ([personal profile] rinue) wrote2006-09-28 09:01 pm

Clothes

On my walk to and from Blackheath station, I pass a bridal shop. The dress in the window looks like a lobster mushroom with seashells hanging off it. Oddly, this dress is not ugly. 'Tis a puzzlement.

Clothes that fit me last month are now a little loose. I am losing weight. This puts me in a difficult position; I do not have the time or money to eat more, nor do I have the time and money to buy new clothes. I use flashy accessories to hide my shabbiness, the fact that I am unfitted.

[identity profile] treehavn.livejournal.com 2006-09-29 08:05 am (UTC)(link)
Obviously (obviously!) you need to introduce more alcohol into your diet. Also, if you like I can arrange to shrink your clothes whilst washing them if that'd help?

[identity profile] rinue.livejournal.com 2006-09-29 08:06 am (UTC)(link)
Perhaps we could combine the two somehow by washing my clothes in beer?

[identity profile] marveloustrick.livejournal.com 2006-09-29 02:31 pm (UTC)(link)
Zing!