Patrick: Aha! Victory is mine! Now that she is off balance, I will be able to achieve victory!

Val: It's always about you! I did most the work!

Patrick: Of course you did...

Val: Damn you, you double-crossing backstabber!
(Battle ensues, Patrick flees through a portal to a world filled with cannibalistic teddy bears.)

Patrick: (off stage) Awwwww... How cute!... What the?... Help Help! I'm being marinated!


I think my response to this should have been serious, but I like my way better.