Upon Discovering The Disembodied Heel of the Pumpernickel Loaf

[rinue]

ROMIE: Why, when I asked you to put the bread away, did you instead hide it under a towel?

CIRO: I did not hide the bread under a towel. I put the towel down and then couldn't find the bread.

[As you can see, if our production company wrote a slice-of-life police procedural, it would be too gritty to be picked up by the networks.]

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[rinue]

I know, baby. The original title of this post was "Attribution Error," but I decided it was more important to flesh out the context.