Ha! Remind me never to do a TV spot with you then. The fact that you could talk circles around me in an interview is the only reason that will never happen.

You're a bit more optimistic than me. I almost stop reading after the blurb (worst. blurb. ever). Then I almost stopped reading after the first iteration of the frame story. I only managed to get through it out of a burgeoning sense of professional pride:

"I came into this wanting to despise this work, to dismiss it. Therefore I shall read all of it before I despise it."