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it's been like a week.
From the annals of "seriously, guys?" I present to you British Petrolium.
1. There is an accident at our rig, but no spill.
2. There is a small spill of 1000 barrels a day and we have it under control.
3. Actually, it is 5000 barrels a day and we don't have it under control.
4. Actually, it is getting worse and we think it could get up to 60,000 barrels a day in the near future.
Well done, gentlemen. I am glad you didn't start by offering me gum, because then I would know things were really dangerous. Let's partner for a Mars mission.
1. There is an accident at our rig, but no spill.
2. There is a small spill of 1000 barrels a day and we have it under control.
3. Actually, it is 5000 barrels a day and we don't have it under control.
4. Actually, it is getting worse and we think it could get up to 60,000 barrels a day in the near future.
Well done, gentlemen. I am glad you didn't start by offering me gum, because then I would know things were really dangerous. Let's partner for a Mars mission.