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[ROMIE and CIRO polish some SILVER using TOOTHPASTE. It is VERY EFFECTIVE. Then they brush their TEETH.]
R: If I were a Jedi, I would be the Emperor.
C: The Emperor is not a Jedi. He's a Sith. There's no such thing as Jedi.
R: Yes and that is a difference. I would win.
C: Mmmm.
R: Only no, I wouldn't, even in my giant throne room, surrounded by my red guys. I could build my own planet and people would still show up to be mean to me.
R: If I were a Jedi, I would be the Emperor.
C: The Emperor is not a Jedi. He's a Sith. There's no such thing as Jedi.
R: Yes and that is a difference. I would win.
C: Mmmm.
R: Only no, I wouldn't, even in my giant throne room, surrounded by my red guys. I could build my own planet and people would still show up to be mean to me.