C. has increasingly dangerous cholesterol. It scares the living shit out of me.

In an urban trendy move, we requested a Wii Fit for his birthday to counteract this. It is stunningly good, in a way that first-generation things usually aren't. My arms are now so sore I can barely gesture. Even low. I cannot wait for you to try this out. I know you will obsess over balancing penguins even more than I do.