The Last Time I Take Any Kind of Initiative
VAL: (excited) And tomorrow we can clean, and Friday, and. . .
ROMIE: Like hell.
V: Please, it's been a month and I like for things to be in order.
R: See, this is why I live in my head. Your world is full of pain and darkness.
V: No, my world is full of blankets and cooking and potted plants.
R: Wait, you're right. It's my world that's full of pain and darkness. I got confused. Sorry.
V: So you'll clean then?
R: No.
This is the reason I never help around the house. I do one little thing like tidy the living room, and Valancy gets all inspired.
ROMIE: Like hell.
V: Please, it's been a month and I like for things to be in order.
R: See, this is why I live in my head. Your world is full of pain and darkness.
V: No, my world is full of blankets and cooking and potted plants.
R: Wait, you're right. It's my world that's full of pain and darkness. I got confused. Sorry.
V: So you'll clean then?
R: No.
This is the reason I never help around the house. I do one little thing like tidy the living room, and Valancy gets all inspired.
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okay, i think i've gone overboard there.