I think she and I could be good together. I'd even learn German for her. And, in the "have slept with" category, she and Elijah Wood were together for a while (and hipgunslinger ran into them in a record store in Canada). I guess like sexy people who are smart enough to be attracted to other people who are sexy. It's like confirmation that I was totally right about the attractiveness factor, and that it's somehow meaningful. Sometimes, when I'm feeling bad, I think "somewhere in the world, Vincent Cassel and Monica Belluci might be naked together" and I feel somewhat better about the state of things.

-R